Ride Em Cowboy

Ride Em Cowboy

 

What I love about the Penthouse Site is it's unashamed Americanness[is that a word],this beautiful woman evokes the old wild west;not that you would have her working off course.No;you would have her making your bed from the inside;even though I would ask her to keep wearing that hat."there's nothing strange about that is there.?

 

Been reading on Google about the E Coli in beef in America[yes I know this has nothing to do with beautiful,naked women but it's my site].Been thinking that its always beef isn't it;be it mad cow or E Coli.Seems to me that the cow is becoming the pussy of the edible animal world.Been wondering if the other edibles;pigs,goats and sheep,feel superior to cows and if so,do cows get bullied around the farm.

Do pigs think as they go to the slaughterhouse;well it was a short life,but at least I wasn't a cow.Do chickens think to themselves;my God its crowded in these cages but its better than being a cow even if they have more room.And do cows,knowing that that they are on the bottom of the food chain;look at sheep with envy and embrace Hinduism in the hope that one day they will come back to a better form as a goat.Makes you think, doesn't it !.

 

 

Crash And Burn

Crash And Burn

 

Our first week of tips crashed and burned;I will not go over the results as they were universally bad.Now at this time I would get out the whip but I have noticed that both my partners in crime are smiling way too much when I mention a whipping to them.Could be a coincidence but I have my doubts.Next weekend will be a big improvement.

 

Was thinking of running for the Office of President of The United States;set up a committee of my closest mates and started to raise money but then realized that I was not an American.

 

Was bored on Friday night so we considered launching a coup-de-tat here in Australia;but friends arrived with more beer so delayed it till next week.

 

 

 

 

Indy Boobs

Indy Boobs

As I was stuck in traffic down the Gold Coast last weekend[they were setting up the road course for the upcoming Indy Race at Surfers Paradise] I thought on my favourite part of Indy.That is hot chicks on balconies showing their naked breasts for our viewing pleasure.Now I don't know who started this but we all thank them anyway.The gallery today reminded me of the coming event;hot chick,naked on a balcony makes you wan't to go to Surfers and look up.Muffler will be back to tip a winner for Indy as he is looking on track at the Bathurst 1000[was super confident yesterday about Ford Performance Racing].

Dreams Of The Couch

Dreams Of The Couch

 

I don't know when the dreams started,maybe they snuck up on me one day.But one day I had to admit to myself that yes I wanted to be a couch.Not just any couch,but a red leather couch like the one this naked woman is draping herself over.Now I admit that I haven't found many others who share my feelings but after you take a look at this woman tell me if you do not want to be the couch under her wet pussy.

Been thinking of going to a therapist about my problem but realized that they would make me lay on the couch.Can't help but feel that when I lay on the couch,the dreams would start.The panty clad cheeks caressing the leather of the couch as her moisture from her over-heated pussy lips runs in streams down the curve of the cool leather.Maybe I will go to the therapist and maybe I'll see you there. 

 

Virginity

Virginity

Surveys in America have shown that 65% of American College Students that sign virginity contracts[they promise to remain virgins until they get married]have sex within the next year,most are not married.Can I have a Praise The Lord,brothers.I blame alcohol;can I have a Praise The Booze,brothers.

Greatest Threat To Mankind

Greatest Threat To Mankind

Reported today that President George Bush has declared Botswana the greatest threat to world peace since North Korea.This came after Botwana President Michel Omigod said that Botswana had the right to develop weapons of mass destruction to counter the growing threat from Mozambique.The European Union has offered it's services as a mediator to stop the slide to war between the United States and Botswana.

Dreams Of Nudity And Lust

Dreams Of Nudity And Lust

I slept with this beautiful woman last night;my hands roamed her body,my tongue licked her nipples and pussy and she exploded with orgasm everytime I entered her.Sure it was in my dreams but I am still counting it.She is beautiful though isn't she,got those special nipples that seem to cap her breasts instead of sticking on.It makes sucking on them so much better as you seem to be attached to her whole nipple.

Horse Racing

 

Horse RacingBig day of horse racing in Sydney and Melbourne tomorrow so am giving my genuis tips.

 

At Flemington it is the Turnbull Stakes a race that I have always done well on but tomorrow the only thing I have a liking for is a 100 to 1 shot called ALLOW a promising horse that may or may not be ready for the class of horse in this race.But at 100 to 1 I just can't ignore it after all longshots do win.

 

Then we go to Sydney-our first selection is in the Spring Champion Stakes,get aboard GET SQUARE another promising horse in a slightly higher class of race.

 

EXINCITE can win The Metropolitan for us at 14 to 1 and then we will back up in the Epson with POLAR BEAR;all are at long odds but all are horses that can step up a class I believe.

Got a woman friend who loves the horses and loves to tip to me;I am nicknaming heh Princess Pick[only because I think it will bug her] and she has tipped two in Brisbane-HOPESON,Doomben race 1 and FINDER PAGE in race 5.I hate when she out tips me unless I make money off her,so good punting. 

 

 

 

 

Sins and Wishes

Sins and Wishes

Went to confession today and asked for forgiveness for the feelings that I get when I see a woman like Shay.It's those huge tits,they do things to me.Knelt before the priest and poured out all my evil thoughts.He called me evil,he called me depraved,he called me an agent of Satan.I was throughly ashamed of myself and welcomed the 2,000 Hail Mary's that he gave me.Was still there two hours later doing my penance as the priest left his booth.Could have sworn that he had an erection under his robes but maybe I just imagined it.

Bathurst 1000

Bathurst 1000

 

I know the chick above has nothing to do with the Bathurst 1000 or Australian V8 motor racing but figured that she was better than a picture of a car.As this weekend is The Bathurst 1000[which is the Australian equivalent of Indy]I have invited a friend to give his selections.He wants to be called Muffler[yes he is a bit of a wanker]but loves everything motorsport and can pick winners.Much attention at Bathurst will centre on the recent death of Peter Brock[the Mario Andretti or Jack Brabham of Australian motor racing]but Muffler thinks that the General Motors Holden teams will not be able to honour the Australian Holden Hero Brock and the Ford Performance Racing Team will spoil the Brock memorial.

Drivers are Mark Winterbottom and Jason Bright and Muffler feels they are on the improve as well as the Ford Cars.For gambling purposes they are cars 5 and 6 so go to it if you trust anybody who wants to be called Muffler. 

 

Cassia-Pantypeek.com

Cassia-Pantypeek.com

This is a special site for one beautiful woman,Cassia.She has to be something special or the guys at Penthouse would'nt have lifted her above the other Pets.Unless she is related to someone,in which case ignore everything I have just said.

Internet Gambling In America

This site also is going to delve into my second real love which is gambling.I love pretty well all types of gambling but horse racing is my favourite and here in Australia we can now bet on horseracing in every state as well as in New Zealand,South Africa,Hong Kong as well as ocassionally Japan, America,England and France.So as we go along I will give a running commentary on my punting and gaming success or otherwise.We are coming up to the Spring Carnival here which includes many races with international interest so I will give my tips and tell how I'm going[big races include the Cox Plate,Caulfield Cup and the World's Greatest Race the Melbourne Cup]

Not everybody agrees with this assessment but stuff them.Will also talk gaming but am saddened that American People will no longer be able to gamble on the internet.Even though some people have problems it seems to me to be a limit on people's freedoms,seems strange in the Land Of The Free,but as we all find out freedom and liberty seem to depend on elections and in this case Republican concerns about an upcoming election.
I say it again;while we need to worry about Omar and his band of fruitcakes,the ones that can take away our freedoms are more likely to live next door.We've got our own bunch of fascists here in Australia. 

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