bad habits

It was the breasts;its always the breasts,they call to me.They say touch me,lick me,bite me.I am an addict,but have accepted this,I no longer feel shame as I gaze upon naked breasts,as I touch their softness,as I lick the nipples and occasionally bite the objects of my desire.It matters little if the breasts are attached to an 18 year old or a sixty year old. After all I am a lover,I am a toucher and a feeler.They are my dreams,my reality and my hopes.It remains my wish that when I am 90,I will still feel the urge to gaze upon God's Greatest Creation[yes;even greater than beer] and feel the need to make love to a woman's breasts.

Posted by Me on 15-10-2006 10:02:04 | Permalink | Comments

She was the hottest woman that I had ever met,massive breasts,with big nipples and a shapely bum that I dreamed about.Only problem was the boring sex it was like we were going through the motions and I was totally frustrated by it all.Another Saturday night another five minutes of pleasure;enough was enough it was over.Only problem was that she was the daughter of my Mom's friend;if I dumped her I would never hear the end of it,I needed her to dump me. I remembered the Sienfeld Episode when he was in the same position,so I looked into my girlfriend's eyes and told her that I wanted her best friend to have a threesome with us.The look on her face confused me;I expected shock,I expected abuse.Instead she looked thoughtful and a little excited as the moments stretched between us.Slowly she got off the bed and left me alone and mystified. After a moment she returned with her roommate and best friend and they stood before the bed smiling at me.Slowly they turned to each other and their lips met in a sweet kiss that sent the first thrills through my body.Their passions mounted as their kissing become more urgent and their hands roamed each others bodies.They parted for awhile as their nighties hit the floor and I watched the naked bodies join together as their lusts overpowered any thoughts of decency. I could see as their faces flushed and their breath shortened;my girlfriend dropped to her knees and her tongue found her best friend's dripping vagina.She showed no hesitancy as her tongue pushed into her friend's vagina and she reached around to caress her naked bum.I saw a finger enter her bum and heard a gasp of pleasure as her friend started to climax under the assault of my girlfriend's tongue and finger.I lay there undecided;do I get up and join them or wait for an invitation.

Posted by Me on 14-10-2006 11:10:33 | Permalink | Comments

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Posted by Me on 14-10-2006 02:48:23 | Permalink | Comments

We at badhabits are excited about the weekend's punting,even though we are loyal Aussies we all think that the Kiwis are spectacular value against the Kangaroos in Saturday Night's Rugby League Test.Our local tote has Australia at $1.24 and the Kiwis at $3.75.Given that the Aussies have five new caps and at least three players carrying injuries we figure a punt on the Tri-Nations Champion's New Zealand is a good value bet.

A big day at Caulfield in Melbourne and we are highlighting the Caulfield Guineas-we can't seperate two longshots so we'll back both with confidence.The first is EXCITES;got a big wrap for this horse and think that it can feature in bigger races,will be at the back but comes home.The second is THE ONE we are not sure if this horse's best form will be on the wet but reckon he is worth the risk on the dry.Good gambling and have a great weekend. 

Posted by Me on 13-10-2006 13:16:16 | Permalink | Comments

Been thinking about the meaning of life and the cosmic forces that control our life.Have accepted that we are really not here but figments of our imagination.Like the woman in the photo;even though she is here she is also at the Penthouse Site.This confused me at the start but I have had another beer and now it makes perfect sense.

Posted by Me on 12-10-2006 10:29:34 | Permalink | Comments

I'm giving my first speech before the Parents and Friends Association,but they are not listening to me.All my preparations are going down the drain as half the audience is talking amongst themselves and the other half is looking at my body.I'm hot I know this and I decide to take advantage of it.I leave the podium and turn around,hiding myself from the audience as I loosen another two buttons on my blouse

Posted by Me on 11-10-2006 23:47:35 | Permalink | Comments

I could tell you that this chick has two of the nicest breasts I have ever seen;I could tell you that she has the face of an angel;I could tell you she has a delightfully shaped butt and I could tell you that she has a beautiful pussy,but you wouldn't believe me because I am a chronic liar.So go look for yourself peasants.

Posted by Me on 11-10-2006 11:41:31 | Permalink | Comments

Been reading about that new Vodka from New Zealand called 42 below;impressed that the Kiwis have finally given something useful to the world,but was disheartened when I found out about the flavours.Vodka evokes memories of warming yourself on a cold night or Russian Cossacks having a noisy drink after a day of rape and pillaging.

So it was disheatening to hear that the Kiwis at 42 below had created such manly flavours as Manuka Honey,Passionfruit and Feijoa[citrus].Can you imagine a dusty Russian Cossack fronting a bar in Minsk and asking for a Passionfruit Vodka or a Manuka Honey Vodka;it's all a bit girly isn't it.Still they are New Zealanders;nothing mean has come out of New Zealand since a young,phone throwing Russell Crowe.

Been quiet has our Russell;must have dawned on him how much money he is going to waste after buying the world's worst football team;the South Sydney Rabbito's.He won't have the money anymore to lose it around the ordinary people.Having a bet today in Australia-we like horse 8 in race 4 here in Brisbane,called CITY LIGHTS will be at decent odds so eachway can't lose.And in the Golden Nugget at Ballarat we like horse 10 ALL PRESSURE,again at good odds so happy punting.

Posted by Me on 10-10-2006 22:02:28 | Permalink | Comments

These girls will warm your blood as Cassia meets an Asian Beauty.Am putting an Email address at top of this site feel free to offer suggestions about content.As Penthouse gives us plenty of scope with content.

Posted by Me on 10-10-2006 08:47:07 | Permalink | Comments

Trying to figure out why picture didn't appear in the story underneath but have given up and am concentrating on the charms of this beautiful,naked woman.Water and nudity go so well together that I think it should be compulsory when the woman is hot.Sure thats discrimitory but hang me as I love the streams of water falling off an erect nipple or swollen pussy lips.

Posted by Me on 10-10-2006 01:26:04 | Permalink | Comments

Happened to a friend that wishes to remain anonymous;read a story about someone drowning in our local river,it wasn't a big river so I was surprised.One day I and two friends started to drink at about 8 o'clock one morning[yes;I now know that this is always a mistake] and kept drinking till 3 0'clock the next morning.At this time I decided to leave the strip club and walk home.To get home however I had to walk back to the bridge to cross over,but one part of my mind was thinking that I could swim across and save myself a long walk.

So I staggered to the river edge and stepped off;the mud that I sank into was at least four feet deep.I sank into this fetid mud till panic made me pull myself out.My shoes however didn't make it[$150 down the drain] and started to walk home,shoeless and coated in mud.The cops picked me up about half an hour later staggering along the freeway[sure I knew later that you are not allowed to walk along the freeway-but it was the shortest way home].

They would not let me inside the police station but made me sit on the front steps as I waited to be picked up[coated in mud and shoeless]as I entertained the early morning rush on their way to work.Was sick for four days,couldn't work out if it was the booze or the river water[the coins in my pocket were stripped of their top enamel].

Would like to end this story with an uplifting story about how I sobered up and gave my life to God but it would be a load of bull.Still in my many sessions since then,I have never wanted to swim no matter how pissed I am .If you have a similiar story of disgrace send it in and we will share it with our readers.

Posted by Me on 10-10-2006 01:09:50 | Permalink | Comments

From The Economist=The difference between the Republicans and the Titanic is at least the Titanic wasn't trying to hit the icebergs.

President Kim Screwyou,basked in the glow of North Korea's first nuclear explosion today and denied media reports that his next trick would be to feed his own people. 

Posted by Me on 09-10-2006 13:07:35 | Permalink | Comments

Weekend result in the Soccer Friendly[or football friendly for those of you that have never heard of the greatest football on the planet;namely Rugby League Football].Ssotland 1 defeated France 0.I publish this for the few that like Scotland and the many that hate the French.

While I'm at it the Kangaroos[Australian Rugby League Team] take on the Kiwis[New Zealand Rugby League Team] on the weekend and while all right thinking people want the aussies to win,we believe that the Kiwis have a hope in this match.The usual pattern is for Australia to be a raging favourite in the betting so there may be some good value betting on the Kiwis as a few of the Australians seem to be carrying injuries.We'll keep our ears to the ground and mention it again if we think there is value in the Tri-Nations encounter.

Early tip by a good judge is English horse GLISTENING for the Melbourne Cup;he's a good judge but its still a long way off for us.But good punting if you like an early bet. 

Posted by Me on 09-10-2006 05:31:41 | Permalink | Comments