Had a dream last night that they elected me leader of The Charlie Laine Fan Club.I told them I didn't need to be paid I just wanted one thing from this sexy,hot woman,that's right!I wanted a Charlie Laine Coffee Cup[you were thinking that I was going to ask for something else weren't you].Mind out of the gutter folks,still you may have a point as I have never wanted to be a purple vibrator before but having seen this gallery it's now on my Christmas wishlist.
Someone has to ask the question,how can a man that gets to have sex with Nicole Kidman,be dependent on booze and pills to get through life.I'll say what everybody else is thinking;that it is Country Music that has destroyed this man as it has done to so many others.It doesn't seem to matter if you have a hot woman,millions of dollars or the love of millions;Country Music will drain your will to live and turn you into an alcoholic or pillhead.
We already know this from the Ring Of Fire,Johnny Cash as calm as you please becomes a mass of hatred as he is forced to sing about a life of struggle.The Dixie Chicks becoming the symbol of hate in America as the Country Music fans leave their booze and pills alone for long enough to turn their anger someplace else;and that to a band that sings of nothing else but getting the hell away from anything country.
So the time has come to ban Country Music forever;after all they have just stopped Americans from betting on the internet.No longer will people sing about their trucks,dogs and worthless men but instead concentrate on the positive parts of life.Sure it will empty out mental hospitals across the USA but a pile of unemployed therapists are a small price to pay.Let me know if you want to support my campaign and allow Keith Urban to lead a happy life before its too late.
Virgin pussy is the best I thought as she pulled my tongue into her vagina and rode my face to a shattering climax.I was glad we were in a deserted area as her moans could have wakened the dead,but I was glad that I had given this teenage virgin a great orgasm.Still I wanted more as I watched her teenage chest settle after her exciement and again I needed her excited.I moved on to her and kissed the beauty before me taking one of her hands and moving it to my erect cock,still harnessed by my trousers but tenting like it was in pain.
She lowered my zipper and I could feel her enter my trousers and gather my penis into her small hand.Kelly seemed to want to explore the length and I felt goosebumps across my body as she stroked me,warning me that I was not going to last long.I pulled away from her and she watched as I shed my clothes;I could see her eyes rake my body and wondered if this nubile teen had ever seen an older man naked before,I got my answer as she gasped when my erect penis was loosened from my shorts.
I gave her time to get comfortable with body and she seemed flushed with excitement as I lay her seat back to give us room.Moving over her I sensed some fear as she looked at the size of my cock but I also sensed that she wanted to become a woman tonight.My penis touched her wet lips and I let her get used to the feel of a penis before I eased forward,meeting some resistance but assisted by the damp of an excited pussy.Her hands went to the globes of my bum and I took the hint and pushed myself into her.
Sensing her pain I stayed still and let her get used to feeling of being full,for only a moment though then I felt her move her hips and took my cue.Moving into her slowly I locked eyes with her and saw some discomfort and some lust.Picking up speed I drove my cock into that no longer virgin pussy as the tightness of her hole drove me to orgasm.I started pumping my cum into her and was delighted as it seemed to light her fire as her second climax ripped through her body.Falling back onto my seat I felt as satisfied as I had ever felt before;if this was teenage pussy,I wanted more.
Kelly rose up and draped herself across me telling me how awesome it all was and somewhat disappointed when I explained that I needed a rest before we could do it again.Still she seemed to accept it and we talked for a while till my cock rose again.Kelly made a move to mount me but I held her.All night a part of me had imagined those teen lips sucking my penis and swallowing my cum so I slowly pushed her head downward as a huge smile lit my face,and I thought this could be the start of many adventures.
I knew that she was a virgin,she had stood up in Church and signed on of those virginity agreements,the ones that demand she remains a virgin till she was safely married.As I looked at the teen beauty that day in Church I had thought what a waste as she was a Goddess,she had long,blonde hair,a tanned lean body,small but pert breasts and a hips and bum that every man in that Church had admired and lusted after.That she would wait,possibly for years for an erect cock to enter her pussy seemed a waste.
Now she and I had been partnered in the Church's youth help service;we were to patrol the inner city and any youths out late at night,would have us as company for a while as we tried to keep them out of trouble.Even the thought of being partnered with the hot Staci couldn't make me look forward to talking to pimple-faced slackers about God.Still my wife had added my name to the sucker list and I picked up Staci at 9 o'clock.i couldn't believe how she was dressed;a tanktop that showed her budding tits to advantage,a tiny pair of shorts that would soon show me her cameltoe and a pair of sneakers.It was obvious that her parents must have trusted me but I was still surprised that they let her leave the house like that.
We talked as I drove into the inner city and innocent Staci surprised me as she said that her volunteering had been her parent's idea and that she was sick of Church and all it's duties.Relieved;I drove around as we chatted,fortunately no slackers showed their faces and after a while Staci suggested we park for awhile down by the river.As I drove in she pulled a two-liter coke out of her bag and offered me a drink.I nearly choked as it seemed to be 90% straight vodka,assuring me that everybody would be asleep when we got home,we started to share the bottle back and forth.Again she surprised me as she pulled a joint out of her bag.
We were having a big session and I was glad I had parked out of site.She told me about her dreams but my attention was on the sexy body before me,it had slowly dawned that she was not wearing a bra and now her nipples were erect and pushing through the flimsy material of her top.I could make out the outline of her teenage tits and feel myself harden,I must have been staring though and she caught me looking at her boobs.She asked me if I liked her small boobs,I could only nod,knowing that it was totally inappropiate but starting to feel the dope and booze.
She talked about how she wanted bigger boobs and thought her's were too small,suddenly she lifted her top over her head and sat besides me topless.I knew then that I should stop this but mt penis had other ideas.She continued talking but my eyes were locked on the hard nipples before me.She took my hand and brought it to her breast letting me feel their softness.I was slowly losing control and I poured some of the vodka and coke over her breasts and attacked her body with my mouth.She was instanstly a willing partner as I watched her lift her hips off the seat,remove her shorts and let the vodka and coke travel between her teen legs,meeting no resistance on it's way to her clean-shaven teen pussy lips.
Staci moved on the front seat so that her spread legs were open to me,giving me a perfect view of a pussy I guessed was still virgin.I dropped my head and tasted her pre-cum,loving it and lapping up every ounce that I could.She was going wild as only a teen virgin can and my hands sled upwards and caressed her pert breasts as my cock tried to fight it's way from my trousers.Still I wanted her in a high state of excitement before I showed her the throbbing cock that wanted to enter her and take her virginity.
Not for me the horror or the trick or treating;Halloween for a 22 year old woman was about getting drunk and having sex.So my costume for the Halloween Party that I had chosen to hunt at was the sexiest vampire slut that I could find.I looked around as we arrived and was happy thaqt I had the sluttiest outfit in the place,I felt the stares as I walked to the bar and asked the serving vampire for a double scotch,I was already half drunk but felt like getting totally wasted.My friends seperated and I worked the room,noticing that there appeared to be many more women than guys.
Feeling that I had to move fast I latched on to the Mummy that had caught my eye.He was a little small but as I was no giant myself,I introduced myself and sensed right away that he wanted me.We talked and flirted as the booze flowed,he had a soft voice but smelled of old spice like an old boyfriend used to wear and I was in lust.Halfway through the night my friends tried to drag me away,I had no desire to leave and told them to piss off.
As we chatted I had noticed a couple of female witches getting friendly on the couch near us.Now I have nothing against lesbians but I felt that they should get a room as they were putting on quite a show.I sensed that my future boyfriend,Kelly was watching with interest as the lesbians before us were slowly removing each other's clothes as their mouths tried to eat each other.I felt Kelly reach over and start stroking my leg,and I felt myself dampen at the sex show in front of me and his gentle caresses.
There comes a time when a girl is drinking that sense leaves her and she has just got to get sex and get it now.I grabbed Kelly's hand and pulled him upstairs as I searched frantically for an empty room.He held me at arms length and stripped my clothes off me.I tried to do the same to him but he asked that I just lay back and let him do all the work.My protests were quieted as his lips attached themselves to mine;I sensed that this was going to be the best drunken Halloween sex ever as he lowered himself to my waiting pussy.
I had always loved being eaten and I loved a man that went straight to my wet lips;Kelly did this and I exploded with passion.My hands circled his wig as I succumbed to the best tongue licking of my life,it was incredible as mini-orgasms ripped through my heaving body.My climax when it came shattered me,I knew that I had found the perfect lover.He fell off me,and joined me at the top of the bed and I leaned over and licked my juices off his face,marvelling at the wantonness of my actions but felt that I wanted to please this man like no other.
But I was due for the shock of my life as my wondering hand had failed to find a penis as it slid between his legs.I jumped back in shock and said"you're a woman"."Off course,I'm a woman"she said as she looked at me like I had gone mad."You didn't know?"she asked,and started to apoligize as she realized that I was telling the truth.My shock deepened as I realised that I had just had sex with a woman for the first time and it was the best sex of my life.She removed her wig and her bandages,showing me her womanly features.
"She's beautiful"I thought as she removed her Halloween costume and stood before me in bra and panties.Panties that had a huge wet spot in the front,she's turned on I thought and suddenly realised that I was naked before.I started to shout at her and accuse her of taking advantage of my drunken state and she burst into tears.Feeling bad I moved over to comfort her assuring her that no harm was done,but still she cried.She told me that she was sorry but had never met anybody that was as sexy and beautiful as I .
I held her and stroked her hair as she shuddered with sobs,It wasn't her fault she had just presumed that I liked girls.Lifting her head I told that it was okay and gave her a gentle kiss.She looked so pleased and gave me a return kiss.Our eyes locked and again I leaned over and our lips locked and our tongues met as I accepted that I wanted to make love to this woman.I felt no guilt or surprise as she shed her underwear and lay on the bed.Surprisingly I seemed to know what to do as my tongue moved to her breasts and I made her moan as I licked her erect nipples.
It came to me that I wanted to eat her,to give her the same pleasure that she had given to me.Pulling her lips apart my tongue lapped her juices up as her clit called me,I could feel my own excitement grow as her hips bucked off the bed and drove themselves into my waiting mouth.I could feel a tremble in her body as a climax flooded my face with her cum.I left her pussy and lowered myself on to her body.We were now lip to lip,breast to breast and pussy to pussy,her hands grabbed the globes of my bum as we rubbed ourselves together.
We were now screwing like a man and woman;yet we were both women."Was I a lesbian"I wondered as the second orgasm of the night ripped through me but realised that I did not really care as this was the best sex of my life.Later on however I found myself wondering what it would be like to have a cock in me as Kelly pushed her pussy into my face,so maybe on this Halloween Night I am just happily confused.
Been studying the form for this weekend's sport and am very,very,very excited,estatic even,in fact creaming my jeans and wetting myself as I look at the betting for the weekend.Been struggling but believe that I am one of God's favourites,so know that this bad run will end with a spectacular burst as I rake in amazing amounts of money.
First I have an American Friend that says that The St.Louis Cardinals are the devil's creation and a pox to baseball as we know it.So this makes the Detriot Tigers a shoe in for the upcoming World Series as only good prevails in this world[why are you laughing?].So get aboard and hopefully when they win they will not light up their city too much.
We're backing up on the Kiwi Rugby League side even though they lost to the Kangaroos[Australian Rugby League side] in Auckland last week.In betting here they are out to 5 to 1 and friendless but we still thing that they have something.On a better note the first match was sensational, two-all in brawls and seeing Willie Mason decked;Rugby League International Football like the old days;loved it and hope tomorrows crowd in Melbourne get same show.
Caulfield Cup Day tomorrow and we have been arguing all week as one of the three great races in Australian horseracing we love it,but can't agree on a winner so will give three different selections and let you do your own thing.It is Race 8 in Melbourne tomorrow and we are tipping horse 3 RAILINGS,horse 6 HEADTURNER and horse 16 TESTIFIABLE all at good value so throw them in your multiples.
Also I personably have been watching STORMHILL one of the emergencies but it probably won't get a start;we also love the breeding in Brisbane Race 1 of horse 5 HESITATES and we love wellbred horses.So if your not catching all the naked boobs down at The Gold Coast Indy have fun betting and have a beer;I'm on my second and it's tasting sweet.
I got it, a three of spades,now I had a baby straight.I was pissed but still thought I could play this hand well enough to recover my heavy losses of the night.My sister and I had the house to ourselves and a drunken card night had started almost by accident.It was noe late and all the drinking games mean't everybody was well charged and the card game was slipping into chaos.
Three had already folded,leaving four of us to fight over a decent pot.I started to bet slowly hoping to keep the suckers in the game,but quickly two folded and concentrated on their drinks.It left just Red and myself.Red was my sister's best friend;real name Rebecca,and the object of most of my teenage lust.I had watched her grow up into the sexy 18 year that was eyeballing me across the card table.
Even though I lusted after her body there was no mercy on the card table and I increased the betting till she had nothing left to bet;the pot was still good enough to make me a profit for the night.Red,however was pissed that I would take her out of the game and offered me her watch which I declined and she went borrowing around the table,but everybody knew not to loan her money.
"I must have something you want"she said,and Sis spoke up and told the table that I had always wanted to have sex with her best friend.We both went red as the table rocked with laughter."Alright"she said,as everybody went quiet,"if you win this hand,I'll have sex with you".I was stunned but incredibly excited,still I doudted she would go through with it.
I expressed those doudts,but she told us that she would do it before everybody here and now.The guys went off and started chanting take the bet;take the bet.Still I expressed doudts but she answered by undoing the buttons of her blouse.I could see that she had on a half bra and took in all off her smooth white flesh and the hint of nipples where the cups met her tits.I thanked god for the cardtable as my erection was instant and throbbing with pleasure.
Pushing what was left before me into the pot,I nodded my head.She laid them down and had a huge smile on her face as I stared at her cards in shock;she had a baby straight,but a baby straight that was one card lower than mine,she was going to be pissed off.I laid them down slowly trying to leave my face blank.I watched as the smile slowly left her face,replaced by a look of shock as the table erupted.She got up and for a moment I thought she was going to bolt,but she approached me,grabbed my hand and led me to the middle of the room.
I stood before her embarrassed that everybody could see my erect cock pushing against my trousers as she stripped before me.As she released her breasts from her bra I stopped wondering if there was a God as they were the the most beautiful thing I had ever seen and it was with shaking hands that I reached out and caressed them as she lowered her skirt and panties.Her red bush was something to behold and I dropped to my knees and spread her lips to see a very wet pussy that drew my eager tongue in.
We should have been embarassed having sex in front of my sister and our friends but our passions had been unleashed.It was with gentleness that I eventually laid her on the floor but I entered her encorged pussy with a need that demanded urgency.She lifted her hips to meet my strokes and I sensed that the others were coming closer.Still my only mission was to drive this woman to climax.
When it came she was no longer my sister's best friend,but my lover,a lover that I found out was very excited about making love to me as others watched.As I pulled out a stream of cum ran down her hip and she put a finger to it and lifted it to her mouth as the others applauded and I wondered what was going to happen next.
I got the fourth round of bourbons as we sat around drinking on a friday night discussing the world's problems.Sally the smartass of the group wanted to go protest North Korea's nuclear test but us drinker's were having trouble getting excited as the music was good,the bourbon was fine and tomorrow was Saturday.
Mary went and got the eighth round of bourbons as we debated why nobody had assinated the North Korean Leader if he was a headcase and whether the bourbons were getting better.Paul went up and got the tenth round as we had a debate about where North Korea was.I thought it was near Iceland but Mary was sure it was in South America.
Sally went up to get the eleventh round and disappeared;never came back.After a while Paul went to find her and get a round in.He too disappeared,we began to think that maybe it was the North Koreans.
Indy at the Gold Coast,its a promise of sex,drinking and car racing in beautiful surroundings.Now the half-naked woman before me was telling me that her name was Danika and she was a Miss Indy Car Contestant.It was hard to believe,she was hot but not that hot;sexy but not that sexy.Still I wanted sex and she had sensational tits and she was there on the beach with me.
One of the truly great things about the Gold Coast was the topless women on its beautiful beaches.I watched now as her nipples hardened as we flirted.Figured it would cost me dinner but for this body it was worth the funds.We met later that night at the Gold Coast Casino and spent a pleasant few hours;her chatting and me imagining her naked body pressed to mine.
Back to my room and I watched as this Gold Coast shed her clothes before me with the sound of worked cars in the background and my erection becoming harder.She was beautiful naked and had a special surprise her pussy hair had been dyed in squares;red and black.I strpped off my clothes like I had a pitcrew helping.
I stood waiting as she masturbated herself before me;I was revved up and waiting for the go signal.She finally dropped her hand and my penis sped toward her waiting hole.She felt wonderful and damp;I didn't mind performaning in the wet.The race was on as we both raced to orgasm and we declared it a tie as my fuel poured into her orgasming machine.I love the Gold Coast Indy,I thought.
This gallery has two of my favourite things in the world a half-nude woman in a bar;could actually be a version of heaven if you are a hard drinking pervert like myself.Was surfing the web last night and come across a search for nude and nuns;now I don't know how many would put this combination together but it had 400,000 matches.
Looking at this we could conclude that many nuns are naturalists and like to shed their robes as soon as they hit the convents or their are many deeply disturbed people out there that I could take take advantage off.I already have a call into Penthouse for a Sister Patrice Gallery[shedding her robes before a backlit altar or cavorting half-nude around the convent].
No! these people have problems,they should be looking at lady truck driver porn like normal people do;those muscular shoulders,big stomachs,tats and foul language.I'll have too stop, I am exciting myself too much and need to go to a bar with a half-naked chick draping herself over a barstool.
The tits are already flashing from the Gold Coast.Its Indy Time and the girls are flashing their breasts from the balconies of Surfers Paradise highrises.All that I know want Danica Patrick[the chick that had that spectacular accident and walked away from it about two weeks ago]to win but my resident experts say someone else will take home the champagne.
Muffler's got a hard on for the Target Driver Dan Weldon but Pete reckons that Sam Hornish Jnr of the Marlboro Team is a certainty,so take your pick.The real value of Indy is that with everybody on the Gold Coast,it makes the streets of Brisbane beautiful and peaceful for three days.
Have put a new sponsor on the site in the form of 6buck lesbians because I like the price and I love the look of the lesbian site.It is only one site amongst many and their webcam site looks seriously hot for deviots like myself.Feel the new Toohey's Beer adverts are a rip-off;they call for volunteers to sample their beer but are not giving it away.I feel cheated.
Topless she had said,and topless she mean't.My wife and I pretended to look elsewhere as she unhooked her bikini top and let loose a magnificent pair of creamy white tits.The breasts belonged to my wife's best friend Jennifer,who had joined us at our beach house for a week as she got over her recent divorce.
Penny;my wife had said that she was a free spirit and as I pretended not to look at her breasts I was glad of it.Especially when I noticed that my wife was sneaking glances at Jennifer's half nudse body.This was not a total surprise as she had got pissed on our honeymoon and told me that she feared that she had bisexual tendencies as she loved looking at nude women.
I didn't mention her confession the next day,even though I could tell she was nervous about something and our lives settled down and she thought that her secret was safe.But I had wondered about the possibilities constantly since then and often dreamed about my wife making love to another woman as I watched and then took part.
So I watched with interest as my wife poured suntan oil on her friend,I think that her hand was shaking as she caressed the oil into her friend's body as I felt the first stirrings of an erection.
This Latino beauty reminds us of what we are missing by being a long way from Mexico and South America.These dark beauties suggest the fire of a hot climate and the lust that takes control as the higher temperatures warm the blood.Enjoy and check the tats.
Just spent an hour doing a nice little sex story but system crapped itself and story has disappeared.Having more and more trouble with thumblogger.
Their doing it again;the nuns,they are following me.I don't know why they are following me,but they are.Talked to my Indian Ghost Guide but suspect that he is getting dumber.He thinks that the Masons are stepping up their campaign for world dominance but I wonder if they would use nuns,as the nuns are known to be critical of the Mason's homosexuality and their affection for small,furry animals.
Asked my Buddhist life guide what he thought,says he has no idea but not to upset the nuns or I will come back as a cow in my next life.Tired of him throwing the cow thing at me whenever I ask him a question but just nodded and walked away.
At a loss I asked the woman at the bus stop why the nuns were following me but she just started muttering about catholics and their fondness for small,furry animals.Felt tired so marched up to the nuns and asked them why they were following me.They said that they couldn't talk about it as the Masons and the Buddhists had sworn them to secrecy.
Now we all know that gambling is a harsh mistress but sometimes its just cruel.Bad deals all night,I was still ahead but not excited as the next deal came around.First card is the King Of Diamonds,second is the King Of Spades.third is the King Of Hearts[I'm getting excited but am maintaining a calm facade;I think].Fourth card is a Five Of Hearts[still maintaining my calm facade but muttering under my breath].Fifth card is the King Of Clubs.
Now;I'm not gonna kid you,I was excited but maybe that's just me.I start the betting slowly and everybody plays;seems everybody likes their hands.It builds as one player then another drops out,it is just the two of us and I am feeling good as the pot increases.He stays with me however and soon there is a massive amount of money between us.
Now I'm worried as he is a mate and I feel that I amm taking a fortune off him.We banter back and forth and at this stage I feel I should end his pain.So I call and he lays down a pair of Aces,then a two of hearts as I relax but then he lays down another pair of Aces.
Now a better man would have smiled and wished him well,but I am not a better man and I swore,I swore loudly and I swore for a long time.Still he paid for the beers when we went out that night,but it was small comfort as a gambler I wondered about the portent;the Gods had given me four kings and I'd still lost.Were they picking on me or was it just a bad day.My hands shook the next time I played cards and got Four Of A Kind.I hesitated but then bet;stuff the Gods.
My dreams were about sex,sex with loved ones,sex with strangers,in fact sex with anybody.I could not stop them;the images of breasts,of pussy and of hot naked women.I knew that I was in a coma,I knew that I had been laying in a hospital bed for two years with no way of letting people now that I was in here waiting,listening and feeling.To them I was a thing that was waiting to die.
I feel movement in the air around my bed;someone has entered and my heart lifts as I hear the seductive voice of Lacy.The other nurses have given up talking to me;they talk amongst themselves,whistle or sing as they do their duties.Lacy still talks to me,still tells me about her day and asks me about mine.I can not answer but it feels real.
She starts wiping me over and my cock rises,it always does this and I love it.The other nurses ignore it or use something cold on it,but Lacy is different.She notices my erection and calls me a bad boy,her hand stops washing me and I feel her fingers caress my chest as her hand traveles the length of my body towards her goal.
Her hand feels damp as it encloses my cock;she has the touch of an angel as she increases the pressure around my penis then starts to stroke me.It sends shivers through my body as I pray to God that it will be one of the extra good days.I watch as she starts to lower her head and my hopes raise.Most days she masturbates me to orgasm,it's sensational but some days she pleases me more.
I feel her hot breath on the tip of my cock and wait in anticipation.Lately she has been giving me head and as I feel the wetness of her mouth enclose the head of my cock I realise that this is one of those truly great days.My head sinks into her mouth as I feel her teeth scrape along the sensitive skin of my foreskin.She lowers herself and takes more of me into her hot mouth.Seems that everytime she does this she is able to take more of my penis into her mouth.
As I feed the end of my prick come into contact with her tonsils,I see her head start to move.She is becoming more practised now and as her mouth and tongue caress my cock the first shivers are racing through my body.I cannot last when she is giving me head and feel my juices racing to escape into the beautiful mouth that awaits them.She does not withdraw her head,instead swallows all my cum.
As she stands I can see my sperm leaking from her mouth till the tongue flickers out and removes all trace of our union.She starts to bathe me again and I can see her swilling my cum around her mouth.She always holds it for a while,as she finishes up and leaves me alone.Alone in my world of dreams,dreams of sex,nudity and intercourse with Lacy.
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